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sucks my butt 

A phrase used

a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.

b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.

c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!

Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?

Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!

Hot Chick: BBQ?

Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?

Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
sucks my butt by reelnice June 15, 2011
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national suck my butt day 

a national holiday to suck anyones ass
"yeah, today is national suck my butt day! can i eat your ass?"

suck my butt 

a person that tellz another person 2 kiss their ass
hey u, no not u, u , suck my butt
suck my butt by antwone August 19, 2004

suck my left butt- cheek 

When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!

Suck my buttcheek! 

A song written by Jenna Hall that goes

“Suck my buttcheek! Suck, suck my buttcheek!
Suck my buttcheek!

Suck dick through my buttcheeks 

I can suck dick through my buttcheeks!

Good for you...
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