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A phrase used

a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.

b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.

c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!

Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?

Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!

Hot Chick: BBQ?

Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?

Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
by reelnice June 15, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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