suckdick 

(adjective) Piddling, trifling, puny, or thought to be a waste of one's time.

"This new ham radio is way better than that suckdick CB radio."

suckdick by Witchdoc March 21, 2003

suckdick 

suckdick is a hashtag used in every Urban dictionary of Slap Griffin Day (which is on October 29th). I bet your mom does it a lot.

Person 1: "suckdick"
Person 9: "haha"

suckdick by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Suckdickbrah?

Asking someone if they suck dick, usually used several times in a row in different ways to shy away or anger people

Person 1: hey brah, suckdickbrah?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: suckdickbrah? white dick brah?
Person 2: huh
Person 3: LOL SUCKDICKBRAH???
Person 2: goes offline

Person 1:hey brah suckdickbrah?
Person 2: shut the fuck up cunt
Person 1: suck..dick...brah??
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!!

Suckdickbrah? by suckdickbrah November 14, 2017

U suck dick lol 

The best insult existing in the universe.

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe

U suck dick lol by Knicklichtchen September 12, 2018

suck dick 

the action I would like to be partaking in currently.

I would like to suck dick right now.

suck dick by UpsetStomach.Org July 23, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

National Suck Dick Day by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

suckdicker 

The same thing as a dicksucker. Somebody who sucks on a dick. This word originated in 2001 on the campus of The University of Dayton in Ohio. An international student went off upon seeing that his chicken pot pie had been eaten, and he attacked the guilty party with a barrage of curse words. He managed to say just about every insult in the English language, and he even invented a new one: suckdicker. This word is much funnier if you can get an international student to say it in a fit of rage.

Mickey: "Who eat pot pie was mine!"
Scotty: "I ate it man I was hungry."
Mickey: "Scott, you faggot, mother of a fucker, bitch, asshole, shit, pussy, damnit Scott."
Scotty: "Fuck off loser."
Mickey: "You are a fuck, faggot fucker, son of bitch, suckdicker!"
Scotty:(walking out the door) "blow me asshole."

suckdicker by John Planet October 14, 2008