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suck toe 

Basically it's when someone shoves their toe down your throat usually if one has a toe or foot fetish they'd enjoy this and use in a sexual/seducing way. I however think it's disgusting and use I as an insult when people annoy me by simply telling them to suck my toe
He looked her in the eyes he was so turned on just by her bare feet simply laying across his lap and now growing erection, she saw his list filled eyes and knew what he wanted. She have him permission through eye contact and he lifted her foot bringing her big toe to his lips where he sucked it hard savouring the corns and crust in his mouth the flavours dancing on his tongue~suck toe
suck toe by Mrs.Hemmings June 16, 2014
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suck my toe 

suck my toe is like saying suck my dick but the more clean virgin ;) and its more funny

suck a toe 

A phrase used when you don’t want to be a bully
martha:hey jill
Jill: Suck a toe
suck a toe by suck a toe42069 February 10, 2019

suck a toe 

When you want someone to shut their whore mouth so you want to insert your big toe in their mouth to shut them up, but that wouldn't be publicly appropriate so you say "suck a toe" instead.
Erin: Hey guys, wanna hear a story!?
Everyone: SUCK A TOE!
suck a toe by BIG MAN 24 November 14, 2016

Suck My Toe 

A polite way of telling someone to fuck off.
She says: Where were you last night?
I say: Dudet, suck my toe!
Suck My Toe by Jaded STP February 22, 2007

Toe suck fairy 

if you are a toe suck fairy you have a small micro willy and a gaping bumhole from maurice kelly, your ginger and a god at fortnite, mother theresa makes leathal dinner and jackie kelly eats her son jacks asshole
Jack get over here now till i eat ya bum (toe suck fairy)
Toe suck fairy by Darcon May 31, 2020

suck ma toe

just an insult to someone off the top of ur head. meanin and abbreiveation of suck ma knob or suck it!
"oi you dobber, suck ma toe!!"
suck ma toe by K&S May 2, 2006
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