suck my wang 

the instigation of one wanting their wang to be sucked

hey u whore suck my wang!!!

suck my wang by pseudonym May 13, 2005

suck my wang through a straw 

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"

"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"

suck my wang through a straw by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

suckmywang 

SuckMyWang is the definition of hot on the website facethejury.com. She is above all beauty and has the best personality. She will be dating a xnigelx and will have many babies.

she is not as fine as suckmywang

suckmywang by facethuejury.com May 1, 2004