such is life...

a phrase that can be used to comment on any statement in the english language.

guy1: lil wayne is out and TI is back in
guy2: such is life...

guy1: the bomb killed my son, my two daughters, my wife, it blew off my two arms and a leg, destroyed my house, and killed mum
guy2: such is life...

by dj claudey claude November 26, 2010

Life is life

The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"

Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life

by Jezij August 31, 2018

life

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

life

The meaningless void between birth and death.

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

by Mr. Cynic May 29, 2005

Life

A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.

"Life is a bitch, and then..."

by nethcev! August 26, 2006

life

the activity you are participating in currently

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)

by wittyname January 19, 2010

no-lifing

to attempt to master a difficult videogame/puzzle/craft to perfection in a matter of days by sitting on your ass for hours on end as if (or because) you have no life.

i just got gta 4 yesterday, i'm totally no-lifing that shit for 100%.

by silly hats only May 08, 2008