sucer

A French word used to intimately proposition a blow job.

Voulez-vous sucer mon bête.

by Timmah! Liblah! May 13, 2003

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

by jpg3 April 26, 2015

succrastinator

Someone who prolifically procrastinates yet somehow gets things done. A functioning procrastinator.

Fred: I got it done in the end - just beat the deadline. And I got a great grade for it, too!

Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.

by Danlod2 November 5, 2021

stand sucker

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.

-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!

by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

sap sucker

another name for nectar collector

“dude do you wanna take a dab off of the rig or the sap sucker”

by pimpinainteasy420 November 27, 2020

cunt saucer

An individual who’s cuntiness is so apparent, it’s served to you on a saucer like a cup of tea.

That dude just cut me off and gave me the finger, what a cunt saucer!

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 5, 2018

Sauceror

Noun: master of the sauce - someone who embodies and exudes sauce

“Did you see Sasha in that banging Shrek costume? He is definitely a sauceror”

by Sashlotte October 14, 2021