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When you have been ordered to show your penis
I only pulled it out because I was subpoenised
Subpoenis by Yamka January 6, 2025
From the root word subpoena. The act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. It is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1L law students.
Tom: "What did you do in between torts and contracts?"

Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"
Subpenis by Mouth32 October 18, 2008

Subpoena [latin] 

A Subpoena actually or correctly is an order of a court which requires a person to be present at a certain time and place or suffer a penalty (subpoena means, literally, "under penalty"). This is the tool used by Court to ensure that witnesses present themselves at a given place, date and time to make themselves available to testify.
Subpoena to be present for a deposition at the Court or more practically, in one of the attorneys offices.
Subpoena [latin] by DUHAIME July 20, 2005

Subpoena 

Subpeona, a horrid piece of paper that informs you that you have to go to court to give testimony. Commonly the cause of many heart attacks. Commonly opens with "You are hereby COMMANDED to appear."
I got a subpoena in the mail the other day, I almost messed myself.
Subpoena by Matt Schmidgall January 7, 2005

Subpoeña Colada 

The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.
Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti
Subpoeña Colada by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020

Subpoena 

While doing a chick from behind one performs a donkey punch with a gavel and yells the name of their favorite supreme court justice.
John gave her a subpoena last night for added jurisprudence pleasure.
Subpoena by natezane June 11, 2006
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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