That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the
double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them
loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this
office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.