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Subhipster

Popumpus douche of suburban origin. Both living in the suburbs and thinks it's the city, or lives in whitest parts of the city claiming home "proper". Prefers craft beer and bands that nobody knows. Finds it ironic to wear comic book TShirts and date gingers.

Dan's Facebook post has him at Greygound Brewery on MLK with Wendy, fucking subhipster

Also
Aaron's living in Rochester Hills - still claiming Detroit .

by daily500 May 3, 2015