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subdocking

subdocking is a sexual act where you freeze your turd and once frozen use it as a dildo or anal peretrative device.
he like subdocking, he froze his shit and used it as a dildo on me
subdocking by shawzy July 6, 2006
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subdouching 

When at a bar/lounge and find that the patrons step up to help the staff subdue a douche bag who has had a few too many shots of "Liquid Courage" and thinks he has the biggest "Beer Balls" of them all.
Did you see the two rednecks subdouching that asshole? The little bartender was gonna get her ass kicked if they didn't help.
subdouching by freganature October 29, 2012

subhonking 

Indirectly honking something about someone without mentioning their name. Even though their name is not mentioned, it is clear who the person honking is referring to.
User1 - honks indirects about User's 2 own problems as a cry for help

User2 - @User1 stop subhonking me pls.
subhonking by BaneBiddix March 3, 2017

Soundocking 

Soundocking is a sexual practice combining elements of sounding and docking, in which both participants insert a metal rod into their urethras to establish a direct physical connection. (Optional practice) In this context, variations in the distance or movement between the partners can cause the rod to vibrate, potentially producing sounds at different frequencies that may be perceived as musical notes. This experimental practice is undertaken consensually and requires strict adherence to hygiene and safety protocols due to its inherent risks.
They had heard of soundocking before, but experiencing the rhythmic vibrations firsthand added an unexpected musical element to their connection.
Soundocking by Drampalover104 February 11, 2025
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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