Sturp

Kissing a friends ex boy/girl friends makes you a bad friend and can lead to the end of a friendship for something stupid you could have controlled

My old friend pulled a sturp

by Good but November 3, 2015

sturp

To smack your balls against your body when wet in order to make a "sturping" noise.

She was laughing when I sturped my balls after the shower.

by sturper January 1, 2012

Sturp

A sturp is like food you would say like I’m going to get some sturp

I’m going to get some sturp

by Keagan stubbard November 9, 2020

raisin slurpee

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.

Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.

by bpsizzle January 9, 2018

Raisin Slurpee

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.

by Loose Stool October 11, 2018

slurpyhorsepussy

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.

Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.

by JillianQuist November 20, 2019

Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 29, 2020