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Stupidologist 

1. See Scientologist (enough said).

2. A name that the normal people in Clearwater, Florida call the idiots that belong to the Church of Scientology.

3. Members of the Scientology cult that are so stupid that they give up their money and believe all that they are told.
They live in cramped quarters, wear ridiculous pastel colored uniforms and have to ride around in 'church' owned buses because they aren't paid enough money to even afford a car.

1. Dude, look at all the Stupidologists on the corner. Make sure you plow through that water puddle in front of them!

2. He's so ignorant that he actually believes what he is told about Scientology. MUST be a Stupidologist.

3. "Hey, Martha! Look at all the Stupidologist's standing in the rain because the Church doesn't let them keep enough money to buy an umbrella".

4. John: I've been a Scientology member for 10 years now.
Bill: Do you own a car?
John: No. We have to ride in church busses.
Bill: Do you have your own home?
John: No. We have to live in old, converted motel rooms.
Bill: Do you get to do what you want on your own time?
John: No, we have to spend all our time bringing in new members for the church.
Bill: Do you decide how to spend your money?
John: We don't get money. The church has freed us of that incumbrance.
Bill: Man, you are definitely a Stupidologist.
Stupidologist by glayne November 11, 2007

Stupidology 

1. The CORRECT name for Scientology! Also see Stupidologist.

2. This is the CULT you believe in when you don't believe in God, and love giving all of your life savings to a bunch of freakin' crooks from Mars!
1. I used to live in Clearwater, Florida, but had to move when Stupidology came to town. What a bunch of freaks!

2. I still can't believe idiots like Tom, John & Priscilla actually follow Stupidology! Such a waste!
Stupidology by glayne October 16, 2008
a man that generally hangs around the IRC server EFNet. Word is, he never leaves the PC. He calls other people virgins when he is one himself. He's yet to be laid in his whole life.
supfool is the most pathetic example of a human being you can get
supfool by Ryan Massey June 5, 2006

stupidology 

I want to understand stupidology so I can at least make some basic sense as to why people are so stupid.
stupidology by funny fellas January 13, 2014
An online subset of socially conservative leftists who oppose identity politics and racial essentialism. Centered around the subreddit of the same name, stupidpol contrasts with mainstream leftism's advocacy of social justice. Overlaps with the dirtbag left and post-left.
"Have you heard of stupidpol? It's like if 4channers were fans of Marx." "That literally makes no sense."
Stupidpol by AnyMotion April 3, 2021

Stupifounded

STUPIFOUNDED; (Stu-pee-fun-dead) That moment when you’re standing there, mouth open, head tilted, blinking repeatedly, because your brain can’t comprehend the magnitude of absolute stupidity of another person (or people)...
"Every time I see the news, I am stupifounded."
"Your Trumping leaves me stupifounded!"
Stupifounded by dawnyb October 17, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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