Normal person: *facepalms* "Teachers adding to the stupidification of their students."
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McDonalds' Hot Coffee's "Caution: Hot" label, after someone spilt their hot coffee on their lap and successfully sued because their hot coffee had no warning that it was hot.
An infection caused by a borderline retarded human saying something so fucking stupid it destroys the laws of disease and infects you with his own stupidity. It also makes your balls smell like damp cardboard
What you justsaid gave me stupiditis you absolute goober
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.