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Stupidfaced 

The aftermath of attempting to comprehend something so offensive or obscene that you pull a stupid looking face as soon as you think about it.
"Hey Phil did you see that chick in the pink top last night"
"the sweaty chubba?"
"Yeah, I totally fucked her in the carpark!"
"{stupidfaced} holy shit balls dude thats disgusting"
Stupidfaced by T10B-D January 9, 2011
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Stupidfacedd 

1. act of getting beyond shit-faced; like on a whole nother level of dunk.
2. from song "stupidfacedd" by wallpaper
Kristen: Did you see Keke at that party last night?
Sarah: Yeah, she got naked in the hot tub and ate a piece of cheese from the bottom of it.
Kristem: Yeah, that girl was stupidfacedd.

Stupidface 

One who makes a very idiotic action, generally one that could've been avoided with the use of common sense or basic brain functioning.
*Upon somebody running, slipping & falling right next to a wet floor sign*

Observer: Nice one, Stupidface!
Stupidface by MegaTim!Ha! January 13, 2009

Stupidfacedd 

state of mind directly before your about to pass out fall asleep or blackout when you've been drinking
that moment when your not worried about what others think your just there to party and get stupidfacedd... it explains itself
Stupidfacedd by just4kicks36 August 21, 2011

stupidface 

a playful word to describe someone who has offended you in a kidding kind of way
gordon: ohh your mom!
emily: stop being a stupidface
stupidface by emm™ November 28, 2007

stupidface 

A person that is stupid and has a face (example: Monique)
A person that has a stupidface
(example: Monique)
Monique has a stupidface.
Moniaue is a stupidface.

stupidface 

Monique is a stupidface.
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