stupid phone

The opposite of a "smart" phone.

This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.

stupid phone by Newman S. December 17, 2011

Smart Phone Stupid 

The act of using one's smart phone to call someone for information you could have looked up on your smart phone by yourself.

Why call the theater for movie times when you could have just looked it up on your smart phone stupid?

Smart Phone Stupid by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011

Stupid-Smart Phone 

A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.

"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.

I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"

Stupid-Smart Phone by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

stupidphone

1) a basic run-of-the-mill cellular phone.
2) the opposite a smartphone.
3) a phone that does not surf the web, check email, stream media, and may or may not be capable of sending text messages.

Don't worry. All I need is this stupidphone. I'm only interested in being able to call people when I'm away from my house.

stupidphone by MallaLubba April 7, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019