stupidphone

1) a basic run-of-the-mill cellular phone.
2) the opposite a smartphone.
3) a phone that does not surf the web, check email, stream media, and may or may not be capable of sending text messages.

Don't worry. All I need is this stupidphone. I'm only interested in being able to call people when I'm away from my house.

stupidphone by MallaLubba April 7, 2010

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stupidwhore

A stupid female.

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
4. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

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She was such a stupidwhore

stupidwhore by Josh August 13, 2004

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stupid phone

The opposite of a "smart" phone.

This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.

stupid phone by Newman S. December 17, 2011

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StupidHoeBitch

emily debender

that’s one stupidhoebitch
nah that’s just emily debender

StupidHoeBitch by MrPPbuttholepoop October 12, 2019

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Stupidpooheadidiotfacedumbass

Once upon a time some just came up with this....

If you were expecting more idk what to tell you honestly to be quite honest.

Idk... nor do I really care do what you will with it... ig you could use it like Ina sentence when u feel... an emotion... like: "the stupid person fell down the stairs and called the stairs a Stupidpooheadidiotfacedumbass"

Stupidpooheadidiotfacedumbass by Noitsakarp September 13, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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