Definitions by grasscarp99
Intoxitardation
After that last shot of whiskey, I lost my ability to text or speak coherently. It must have been intoxitardation.
Intoxitardation by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011
Smart Phone Stupid
The act of using one's smart phone to call someone for information you could have looked up on your smart phone by yourself.
Why call the theater for movie times when you could have just looked it up on your smart phone stupid?
Smart Phone Stupid by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011
crotch glow
The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.
I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.
crotch glow by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011