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Stupid Dick 

When you get a boner and it sucks the blood from your brain and makes you do stupid things
Man, I got stupid dick last night and fucked that ugly girl
Stupid Dick by billphillips April 14, 2015
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Stupid dick tricks 

Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u
There goes D.K doing stupid Dick tricks again .

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker 

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!

dick stupid 

when a man is so turned on sexually he can no longer think straight, he is said to be "dick stupid." When a man is "dick stupid," he is likely to do anything to please his prospective partner.
"Once I got him all dick stupid, I made him promise to buy me that necklace we had seen earlier in the day."
dick stupid by robert h. February 3, 2006

Stupid Dumb Dick 

When your stroke game is so on point durring sex your D is so amazing her facial expressions resemble that of a person with an IQ lower than 20
Frat bro 1 : " brahh!! I smashed that hottie from the party last night!!"

Frat boy 2 : " Ooooh Fuck yea bud!!! Dis you gove her that Stupid Dumb Dick??"

Frat boy 1 : " bro she looked like she had bobble eyes "

stupid spick dick loving bitch 

Stupid spick dick loving bitch, Ass hole, Stupid bitch that likes her pussy plungered by a cheddar dick, Cheddar lover, Ignorant spick.

Dick Stupid 

When you allow yourself to be mistreated because he has a good dick..
Besides getting you dick stupid, what does he do for you?
Dick Stupid by ~smart One July 15, 2019
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