stumphung
Having nails driven through one's testicles into a tree stump, usually for impregnating someone's daughter.
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Stumpling
Stumpling by possiblylewisholms April 22, 2015
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stumpfing
To stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.
dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink!
dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.
dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.
stumping
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
Stumping
Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.
Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?
Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.
Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.
Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
Stumping by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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