stump pumper 

a. a person who bones amputees stumps.

b. an amputee that bones people with their stump , stump hump

stump pumper : Dont bother getting out of the wheelchair , i will just pump your stump.

you : sure or i can stuff my stump in your twizzy .

stump pumper by det.und October 3, 2005

stumpjumper 

In old Colonial south, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and other states where female Mules and Mare's were used for field work the young men tending these farm animals would often find a suitable height stump around the edge of the field they were working and back the animal up to their penis and give it a good flogging. These young men far removed from female companionship would take large melons and gourds from the field and cut a small hole in the vegetable into which they would insert their penis and have sex with the still sun warmed vegetable.

Ole Jimmy, Hell that boy is a stumpjumper. His momma caught the old mare backed up to him last week when the morning fog suddenly lifted off of the bean field.

You show dont want to eat no watermelons that Bobby Lee offers you. His daddy caught him up in the hay loft with a big ole striped watermelon the other day, he was laying into that poor old watermelon like a damn buck rabbit on a doe, Pluck! Went his dingus when his daddy started screaming!

stumpjumper by Tractorshaft August 11, 2007

stumpjumper 

One who brags to his friends about the number of women he has had anal sex with.

The chicks at that bar found out he was a stumpjumper and would never go home with him.

stumpjumper by Dutchman March 7, 2003

stumpjumper 

Refers to the logging industry, when the workers machine is moving at a high rate of speed, he is jumping stumps. Or if working on the ground a productive employee jumps the stumps rather than walking around. Indicates a highly productive worker.

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stumpjumper by stumpjumper June 22, 2009

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020