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Stump bump 

The erection caused by seeing an amputee
Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.
Stump bump by Asexuals March 19, 2016

bump the stump 

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.
bump the stump by JRB55 September 15, 2010

Skump Bump 

(v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.

(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.
(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.

(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.
Skump Bump by Dick Tell July 24, 2018

Stump bumping 

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.
J loves to stump bumping before masterbating
Stump bumping by V193 September 27, 2020

Fungo slump nut bump 

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track
Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

bump stumps 

When two females rub their vaginas together.
When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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