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stumbleuporn 

To stumble solitarily on the pornography section of stumbleupon. Ideal for maximizing your pornographic potential on the interwebz
Last week I returned home to find my grandmother stumbleuporning on my computer and was quite shocked that she asked me how to make her own account
stumbleuporn by OG StumbleUPorner November 18, 2010
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stumbleupon 

a website where people share their websites and send the pages they visited to each other
Man i was on this cool as site just now!I sent it to you on stumbleupon,you got it yet?
stumbleupon by stevoo0011 July 27, 2006

stumbleupon 

A tool for Mozilla Firefox that is used for trolling at the speed of light.
I use stumbleupon every day! In fact, I use it a thousand times a day!
stumbleupon by That One Italian June 25, 2010

Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP) 

v. and n.

When using the tool, Stumbleupon on a slow work day and you have 'Stumbled' so many times that:

1. You are actually sick of the internet;

2. All the pages are beginning to look familiar;

3. You're clicking next out of habit and aren't even looking at the computer screen any more.
Roopy: Lola, you look tired and depressed.

Lola: I had a slow day at work today, so I used Stumbleupon for 6 hours straight and I might murder something if I see another Cyanide and Happiness comic strip.

Roopy: Ouch, looks like you've hit Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP). Go read a book for a few days, you'll feel better.

StumbleuPwned 

1. The act of receiving a large number of thumbs down ratings and bad reviews on a submission to StumbleUpon.
2. Being in some way damaged by excess stumbling (loss of job, girlfriend, track of what day it is, etc.)
"I'm really getting sick of people claiming that goddamn tree in Disney world is either a real tree or not in Disney World, but I love seeing it get stumbleupwned so badly."
StumbleuPwned by David Davids0n October 21, 2008

stumbleupon 

(N) 1. Stumbleupon is an internet sea of feminine passive-aggression, trolling and insanity. An ideal forum for internet tough guys, pretentious bitches, would be political pundits, old women and shitty poets to sound off. Members of the 'core forums' aren't well known for having much going on with respect to interpersonal skills, as is evidenced by their endless hours spent online.

2. A place for douche bags too old for 4chan to hang out.

3. A web browser utility used for trading kittens photographs, smut, and astronomical photos amongst 'friends', who are generally people you wouldn't spend a minute with in real life.
I joined Stumbleupon, but hated the experience. It's like facebook for wordy douche bags.
stumbleupon by Riddlze November 1, 2009

Stumbleuponing 

The act of being on the website stumbleupon so frequently that there need to be a term for it.
"What were you up to last night?"
"Oh nothing, just reading and stumbleuponing."
Stumbleuponing by stumbleuponer July 18, 2011
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