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stuck ass

when someone is smoking weed and for a minute they lost track of their movement, unable to speak, lackin common sense
Friend 1: hey look at this bitch
Friend 2: let me see!
Friend 1: (doesn't show the friend the bitch because friend 1 got lost on what he/she was going to do)
Friend 2: fucking stuck ass!!!
by ms.puffyhair May 2, 2011
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Stuck-ass

1. The condition that results when one simply cannot get up from the sitting position regardless how many chores need to be completed.

2. Someone prone to extreme amounts of lounging.
1. Oh my God, I have so much to do by 3 o'clock, but I have total stuck-ass. I guess I'll do it tomorrow.
2. Don't ask Mark to do it, he's a stuck-ass.
by DickMark March 21, 2008
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Stuck-ass

It's Hawai'ian pidgin for "constipation".
Eh, you eat too many guava li' dat, bye'm-bye you get bad stuck-ass!
by LohPhat November 20, 2013
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I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019
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suck ass

"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck everyone"
"You suck ass"
"Uninstall"
by DestroyerShadow July 8, 2016
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suck ass

This phrase is an odd variation from the regularly used phrase "that sucks". There are two main definitions of this:

1) in literal terms, putting your mouth to an anus and quickly inhaling, causing a stream of air to be pulled into your mouth from the anus.

2) in slang terms, to be bad. This is how the phrase is most commonly used, and tends to be more intense than the usual "that sucks." "That sucks ass" is like adding a "really" to it.
"She sucks ass!"
"Wait, seriously?"
"Not like that, man"
"Oh..."
by Dirty Shoes January 12, 2005
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Suck ass mule

A person who sucks at any given activety.
"Ricky blows at Xbox.""I know, what a suck ass mule."
by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003
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