Stuck-ass

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1. The condition that results when one simply cannot get up from the sitting position regardless how many chores need to be completed.

2. Someone prone to extreme amounts of lounging.

1. Oh my God, I have so much to do by 3 o'clock, but I have total stuck-ass. I guess I'll do it tomorrow.
2. Don't ask Mark to do it, he's a stuck-ass.

Stuck-ass by DickMark March 21, 2008

Words you can keep

Stuck-ass

It's Hawai'ian pidgin for "constipation".

Eh, you eat too many guava li' dat, bye'm-bye you get bad stuck-ass!

Stuck-ass by LohPhat November 20, 2013

stuck ass

when someone is smoking weed and for a minute they lost track of their movement, unable to speak, lackin common sense

Friend 1: hey look at this bitch
Friend 2: let me see!
Friend 1: (doesn't show the friend the bitch because friend 1 got lost on what he/she was going to do)
Friend 2: fucking stuck ass!!!

stuck ass by ms.puffyhair May 2, 2011

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

suck ass

When you play Twisted Fate against assassins.

"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck everyone"
"You suck ass"
"Uninstall"

suck ass by DestroyerShadow July 8, 2016

suck ass

This phrase is an odd variation from the regularly used phrase "that sucks". There are two main definitions of this:

1) in literal terms, putting your mouth to an anus and quickly inhaling, causing a stream of air to be pulled into your mouth from the anus.

2) in slang terms, to be bad. This is how the phrase is most commonly used, and tends to be more intense than the usual "that sucks." "That sucks ass" is like adding a "really" to it.

"She sucks ass!"
"Wait, seriously?"
"Not like that, man"
"Oh..."

suck ass by Dirty Shoes January 12, 2005

Suck ass mule

A person who sucks at any given activety.

"Ricky blows at Xbox.""I know, what a suck ass mule."

Suck ass mule by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026