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strudel noodle 

A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.
Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.
strudel noodle by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020
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strudel noodle 

When your dick gets covered in that reddish-pink glaze after sexing up your girl while she's on the crimson tide.
Keith: "Shit, what's all over my dick?"
Becca: "Don't worry babe. It's just my uterus sluffing off its walls, my egg, and your jizz. You've got strudel noodle!"
strudel noodle by smoovie January 21, 2016

Noodle Strudle 

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.
Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.
Noodle Strudle by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014
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