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Stroke Face 

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke
" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face
Stroke Face by John Gaskell March 24, 2004
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Stroke Face 

The paralysis of one side of a persons face due to a mild to massive stroke.
Nancy Zieman on the Create channel has "Stroke Face."
Stroke Face by HBricks July 20, 2010

Stroke face 

The face one wears while attempting speech, only to have it come out as a jumble of nonsense.
Ex. Jimmy attempted to ask his friend a question, but got stroke face in the process.
Stroke face by Carlos smitty June 19, 2021

stroke face 

Stroke face is usually captured in photos after someone has been partying heavily. It is where someone has a lazy, or lopsided eye that is completely or partially partially shut giving the appearance of a stroke or mild seizure.
Dude, you must have partied hard look at that stroke face in these pictures!
stroke face by Misskittykat September 15, 2015

face stroke 

Waking up in the morning to a rough or light stroking of the face by a local professional.
Ben - "I have to wake up at 6 for my facestroke."
Carl - "Did you mean a back stroke?"
Ben - "No, I meant face stroke. Get out of here!"
Brennan - "Sorry Carl, orders are orders."
face stroke by SLEEKYx16 February 5, 2010

strokefaced 

Someone, while drinking alcohol, has a delayed reaction to speaking and has the facial expression of someone who has suffered from a stroke.
Jimmy consumed so much alcohol that when he attempted to speak, he became strokefaced.
strokefaced by Drew32 September 17, 2007

Strokefaced 

Strokeface occurs when binge drinking and achieving a drunken status into well past the level of blackout.

Can occur between 12+ to 15+ alcoholic drinks, depending upon weight, size, and tolerance.

Strokeface characteristics entail, the slur of speech, yelling, destruction of other people's things, and even your own things, sloppiness, temporary facial and eye droop, inappropriate aggressiveness towards women, starting and loosing a fight, possibly disregarding law enforcement/police in a disrespectful fashion with no regard for embarrassment.
From playing 26 games of beerpong in 3 hours, I strokefaced onto the beer pong table, knocking everything over.

My strokeface was on so hard last night and I broke that!



Yo, I got so strokefaced last night that I took my shirt off at the bar and swung it around my head.


Dude, You were so strokefaced last night that your face reminded me of the incredible hulk.
Strokefaced by stroke face killa October 26, 2008
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