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Strumpeteer 

A "pimp" or "whoremonger". Base word Strumpet meaning-whore. Commonly used in the early 1700s to the late 1800s.
"Oh shit, i gotta get this money to my strumpeteer."
Strumpeteer by Lumberjack108 November 23, 2009
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Strippette 

A Strippett is a female who becomes a career stripper because she has no other skills or abilities. Since a Stippette is also a Thoterella, she will start turning tricks after her shift at the club is up.

Once a Strippette has made her rounds through the sex trade industry, she will more than likely return to stripping because her market value will be next to nil and she is about as smart as green fungus. All of the sadness a Strippette encounters during her life of using her body for profit makes a Strippette feel blue just like Smurfette (hence the word STRIPPETTE). Strippettes have very little dignity or shame, so they keep stripping into grannyhood.
I can't believe that bitch on the stage is pregnant!! Fucking Strippette.

That Strippette offered to give me a blow job for $50 after he shift is over.
Strippette by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026