streatham and clapham

A school for rich girls who waste their daddy's money to be taught by neeks and pervy teachers and to follow rules given by the shitty SLT. Everyone thinks their roadmen but their acc little princesses with a fat trust fund. Full of neeks who think their really popular but everyone makes plans without them. Full of drama and the teachers always get involved and make it worse. Waste of daddy's money, but theirs always extra left to spend on drinks and nicotine.

streatham and clapham is a shitty school

streatham and clapham by vfdgnofanfsn December 21, 2020

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Streatham and Clapham High

A school for rich girls who think they're roadmen when they actually have a private trust fun and a personal butler. The staff are crap and the school fees are wasted on expensive grand pianos for the headmaster.

Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their black puff ups and air maxes!

Streatham and Clapham High by noneifur December 6, 2017

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Streatham and Clapham High School

A school where you will get bullied, get an eating disorder, off your self. Oh and of course vape in the toilet every day.

Doctor: Oh you went to Streatham and Clapham High School, that’s why you have lung cancer.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.

Streatham and Clapham High School by anonymous beaver July 5, 2022

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Streatham and Clapham High

A school for slags which pretends to be posh but really is a public school deep down. The SLT are shit and the girls all pretend to act like roadmen but in reality all have a university fund.

Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their grey blazers and Nike shoes!

Streatham and Clapham High by SCHS slag October 23, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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