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strap hanger 

a person who loves to get shtupped with a strap-on
Betty Sue is a big dyke and loves to wear a strap-on to do her girlfriend Cynthia. Cynthia is a total strap hanger and cums like a freight train.
strap hanger by minimalsidefx2 February 21, 2011

Straphanger

Noun. A paratrooper that is not listed on an approved jump manifest, and is trying to get a jump on stand-by.

Verb. The act trying to get on a jump without being on a jump manifest.
N. The straphanger made it onto the jump after two jumpers were scratched due to injuries.

V. Snuffy should straphang on that other unit's jump before he loses jump pay.
Straphanger by A70man September 21, 2017

straphanger

someone from new york or new jersey and uses the word 'summer' as a verb. derived from the legend that they hang from straps on the subways.
come june all the straphangers will be coming back to summer on the island.
straphanger by dave4817 November 23, 2004

Straphanger

n. Literally, a paratrooper whose weight does not pull the static line to deploy his parachute causing the soldier to flap along side the aircraft by said static line. Figuratively, someone who is a fuck up.
Straphanger by foulmouth5-0 May 8, 2009

Straphanger

A state of the art dildo used for extreme sexual torture/pleasure. Similar to a drill-do
*In a sex dungeon
Dimly lit, a woman lays spread eagled and restrained, naked. Another woman stands besides her, beautiful, brunette and a blank expression on her face, she gently caresses her cheek
"You can stop this anytime, just tell want i need to know and I'll let you go."
The restrained woman shakes her head no, no form of torture could make her spill her secrets. The brunette stands up sharply
"Fine, I guess we'll have to this the hard way" she calls to her assistant in the dark corner
"Bring me the straphanger."
Straphanger by Lovemuffin288588985 October 18, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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