dave4817's definitions

yahoo

an employee of gentle manner farm, in frankfort

baling hay is a lot of work for one guy. perhaps we could find a yahoo or 2 to help.

by dave4817 June 25, 2008

road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

slopfest

1.noun. derived from the old english 'festival of slop'.
2. mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, wendys, pizza hut, jack in the box, hardees, 7 eleven, kfc, country buffet, or any similar fast food establishment.

Q: where would you like to dine this evening darling?

A: i only gots 5 bucks, so it will have to be the slopfest.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

shmata

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

chum

verb. to vomit overboard where people are fishing. see also blow chunks toss nuggets

dont be too hungover on a fishin trip or we will have to put you in charge of chumming.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

webtown

the town of Easthampton, Massachusetts

webtown rocks!

by dave4817 June 30, 2004