dave4817's definitions

flies on shit

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.

if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

lobster bait

really bad food

this shit tasted like lobster bait.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

straphanger

someone from new york or new jersey and uses the word 'summer' as a verb. derived from the legend that they hang from straps on the subways.

come june all the straphangers will be coming back to summer on the island.

by dave4817 November 23, 2004

webtown

the town of Easthampton, Massachusetts

webtown rocks!

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

yahoo

an employee of gentle manner farm, in frankfort

baling hay is a lot of work for one guy. perhaps we could find a yahoo or 2 to help.

by dave4817 June 25, 2008

desperation

adjective. used to describe something of lesser quality, but will fill the need in desperate times.

desperation toilet paper can be made with coffee filters or grain bags.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004