strangering 

walking past a mirror quickly to imagine how you would look to strangers glimpsing at you

Once she forgot what she looked like, she walked past the mirror again to practice the art of strangering.

strangering by common teenager July 9, 2012

strangling a cat

when someone is singing very badly...
as in the sound a cat would make if you where choking it.

(in a kareoke bar)..

"Jesus Christ! Is someone strangling a cat?!"

strangling a cat by jjjj23467 October 9, 2008

Strangling Kojak 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Strangling Kojak by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.

After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.

Self-stranging by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013

strangling

Lacking crucial information, time, money, or energy.

My baby mama asked for that child support, but I said, "I'll get it to you in a week, I'm strangling right now."

strangling by Dizastaa November 26, 2014

staggering 

(Adj.)

1.Astonishing or mind-blowing

2.To be awesome or to be sick

Jess: Tonight was so sick
Nick: honestly the most staggering night this year

staggering by Nick & Jess January 19, 2014

Strangling a toad 

Taking a wet shit.

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.

Strangling a toad by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009