straightpipe

When a girl lies on her ass and the fat bastard of a man climbs up on top of her and puts his dick straight in her mouth and Leaves it till she starts choking on it

As1 tried to straightpipe many females in his day

by leak sioper July 12, 2023

straightie

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides

1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.

by David Noodel February 9, 2010

straight pipe

When the catalyic converter is taking out of the car to reduce back pressure and increase performance. It is illegal though, only if u get caught. it would be hard and almost impossilbe to pass smog check also

Dam ur car stinks, is it running a straight pipe?

Im running a 3 inch down straight pipe wiht a racing cat back system yo. word

by Thomas Van February 24, 2005

Straightlifepartner

A platonic life parter; sometimes doubles as a best friend, co-worker, ect...
Two individuals bonded by unicorns and the government at birth; not able to be separated thus, partners for life.
Heterosexual life partner

Addie and Danielle are straightlifepartners, so on average they spend 20 hours a day together.

by AddieJ December 19, 2008

Straighties

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.

You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.

by sanfranmale February 14, 2012

straight pipe'n it

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.

"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."

by reignoverme June 26, 2009

Straighties

bunch of homophobic straight bitches who closeted asf and use the #FuckOffLGBT hashtag to boost their fragile ego

on twitter: "lmao look at them straighties being pussies, waiting for that coming out post of yours ❤"

by PurpleLuke August 28, 2020