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straight ho

person who has sex any time, any place with anyone.
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She hooked up with him in the toilet at the club. She's got no pride, she's a straight ho.
by dmail February 25, 2011
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Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.
Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.
by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016
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Straight home

A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.
Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?

Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight

{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?

Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
by ubei November 9, 2018
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Straight Hook

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.
Doug, your a straight hook.
by ra3g March 30, 2009
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straight house

When ur parents aren't home and your ur side hoes are straight to fuck.
Jimmy had a straight house but didn't want to get semen on his walls again after last weekend with Kate.
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Straight Homosexual

A homosexual man that acts straight and does manly stuff but just likes guys.
" Jake captain of the Varsity football team likes fixing up muscle cars and working on the ranch, but likes fucking dudes. His friends call him a straight homosexual. "
by PabloMiAllamo November 17, 2016
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Queer Pole for Straight Hole

"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"
by ankur vakil December 18, 2005
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