by dmail February 25, 2011
Get the straight ho mug.A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.
Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?
Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.
Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.
by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016
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A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.
Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
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by Alecmontoyasgiantshlong - Hunt May 28, 2016
Get the straight house mug." Jake captain of the Varsity football team likes fixing up muscle cars and working on the ranch, but likes fucking dudes. His friends call him a straight homosexual. "
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