straight ass

Something that is not somewhat bullshit but rather completely and utterly bullshit.

Joe: Yo they said Sebastian Telfair was supposed to be good in the NBA.

Bob: No, Sebastian Telfair is straight ass.

by Jack--the dude April 20, 2006

straight up ass

When something is extremely bad,

and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.

A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"

by word-god-from-hell July 12, 2023

straight up triflin ass hoe

a fugly ass girl who thinks shes one bad ass bitch who fucks a different guy every night and has std's and a rotten crotch like cassidy smith.

yo, that bitch ova there cassidy is a straight up triflin ass hoe.

by hahabitchhhhh December 1, 2010

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

straight from the apes ass

Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)

Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.

Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.

Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!

by Bradley Gomm March 1, 2018

Straightass

-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.

-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "

by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010

straightass

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

by xoenhhh November 8, 2019