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straight white 

Servin Straight White, (selling cocaine)
straight white by Jaxx1671 December 30, 2005
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straight white 

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.
1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"
straight white by PLMMJ December 7, 2023

Straight White Males 

a group of people which the media associates with the cause of their problems.
SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi

SJW:"Triggered"
Straight White Males by Obamagaming32 December 12, 2020

straight white male 

1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual

2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)
Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"
straight white male by verygentlemen December 23, 2021

Straight White Boy 

Synonym for fuckboy. Also called SWB.

We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.

They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"

They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
"We were just talking on kik and suddenly he sent a dickpic out of nowhere, thats just so Straight White Boy from him."
Straight White Boy by Inspiritgolden September 23, 2015

Straight white girl 

The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.
Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...

Straight White Male Day

a man who only likes vaginal intercourse that is caucasian
oh bro, i wish i was white on Straight White Male Day
Straight White Male Day by 2ucf October 15, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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