the_realistic_numbers112's definitions

Topher

A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.

Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...

by the_realistic_numbers112 April 29, 2011

straddling

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011

gleek

To regurgitate spit by pressing on the spit gland at the rear of your throat, thus creating a projectile effect in astounding quantities.

Guy1: OMG, did you see that totally stupid nerd running down the hall the other day? Vince or whatever?

Guy2: Oh, yeah, the one I gleeked on?

Guy1: Ha, me too, bro! Nice! -High 5-

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 19, 2011

Five Second Rule

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011

subterfuge

The act of deceiving someone in order to acheive a goal or obtain an item.

People that cheat on their wives/husbands use subterfuge..

by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011

GuyLights

a man (not necessarily gay, but in most cases, yes) who dyes his hair blonde

Guy1: Did you see that guy over there?

Guy2: Yeah, he had GuyLights. So gay. (Assumption)

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 1, 2011

The Annoying Orange

A frankly irritating, tropical fruit that amuses Youtube viewers by carrying syllables for longer than necessary and hanging out with other persona in his category, i.e., bananas or grapes.

Guy1: Did you see the Annoying Orange yesterday??

Guy2: OMFG, that was so hilarious. I was falling off my chair, LMFAO'ing, dude!! (Inept attempt at a guy's personality)

Girl: ...That show is retarded.

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 1, 2011