A short teenage faggot that makes suck-ass Youtube videos that he deletes later anyway. This guy streams childish games and plays with annoying people. His voice hasn't even dropped yet.
A crappy twitch streamer that most likely hasn't even hitpuberty, he streams with his most frequent and only viewers being his stupid gang of teenagers.
#1 - Hey dude, did you see Stoyd's stream.
#2 - *Walks Away*
The Silicon Valley/ Seattle based soy latte drinking hipster you see at the coffee shop, coding NodeJS on his macbook pro. He only uses a bloated IDE and is too beta to ever touch Vim. This creature will justify his use of a macbook by saying that "it's UNIX based" but at the same time will defend not having a linux machine due to some nonsense reason. GUI everything; it makes him feel safe. #1 aspiration in life is to work for FAANG and will consume any disgusting product or service they sell.
Chad: "August became an IOS soydev because it was hypejob title rather than actually being interested in technology."
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!