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story slut

When one only receive Snaps that a friend puts on their story. The person who sends the snaps to the Snap Slut usually only does so to boost their Snapchat score
Jake: It's seems like the only Snapchats I get from Jen are those she posts to her story.

Trevor: Bro, you're totally her Story Slut.

Alyssa: Jon really thinks I like him because I send him Snaps, but little does he know, he's just my Story Slut.

Ellen: You only have one Story Slut? I have three guys that think I'm in love with them, but they're too stupid to realize they're just my Story Sluts.
story slut by PigBat May 15, 2017
Words you can keep

Dime Store Slut 

A female who knows how to take a dick.
I met this Dime Store Slut last night who was down to fuck.
Dime Store Slut by ROB STEF April 11, 2012

slut store 

(adj.)

Similar to a jerk store, a slut store is an establishment that sells said merchandise. It frequently runs out of a person whom you consider to be a slut.
"You're a jerkstore!"
"Oh yeah, well the slut store called, they said they were out of you."
slut store by don P October 9, 2005

Apple Store Sluts 

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.
Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)
Apple Store Sluts by calhopkins December 17, 2006
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