3 definitions by PigBat
The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.
Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.
Seuss: just taint it
LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game
Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.
Seuss: just taint it
LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game
Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.
by PigBat July 1, 2013
When one only receive Snaps that a friend puts on their story. The person who sends the snaps to the Snap Slut usually only does so to boost their Snapchat score
Jake: It's seems like the only Snapchats I get from Jen are those she posts to her story.
Trevor: Bro, you're totally her Story Slut.
Alyssa: Jon really thinks I like him because I send him Snaps, but little does he know, he's just my Story Slut.
Ellen: You only have one Story Slut? I have three guys that think I'm in love with them, but they're too stupid to realize they're just my Story Sluts.
Trevor: Bro, you're totally her Story Slut.
Alyssa: Jon really thinks I like him because I send him Snaps, but little does he know, he's just my Story Slut.
Ellen: You only have one Story Slut? I have three guys that think I'm in love with them, but they're too stupid to realize they're just my Story Sluts.
by PigBat May 15, 2017
The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.
Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.
Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.
Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.
Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
by PigBat March 19, 2018