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stormhawk

Fuckin' stormhawk over there-he always goes after that poontang that's got a ring, but he likes them virgin. That's why he always sayin' "1.7."
by Sup y'all, its the Hawk July 1, 2017
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stormwalking

Stormwalking is the act of going for a walk while listening to one of the audio books from the Stormlight Archive series.
Bob: I am going stormwalking for a while.
Alice: Wait, haven't finished the whole series already?
Bob: Yes. Twice.
by Cvekla August 25, 2022
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storehawk

I avoid going to that store because there are so many storehawks, trying to make the sale!
by Goodblatt January 22, 2021
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Stormhaven

(n.) A emulated everquest server in which the legendary froglok warrior Barnok resides. "Barnok" can be used interchangeably with the word "stormhaven;" as Barnok defines stormhaven.
Female 1: "Oh hey have you how was stormhaven last night?"
Female 2: "Oh Barnok was great last night, thanks for asking"
by TheBlackHand February 11, 2010
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Shorthawk

A really cool short dude with a mohawk or mohawk like hairdo done with curly hair.
Hey, Shorthawk, what's up?
by Devious X May 4, 2011
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stormwanking

When one pleases themselves when they hear the sound of thunder
When he heard the first sound of thunder pulled down his pants and pleased himself violently,he was stormwanking
by PapaMaruni October 31, 2017
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Stohawk

A thick, luscious, stream of hair starting at the base of the neck and continuing down through the chest and stomach. Originally came from the Stohawk tribe indiginous to arizona.

The word comes from the combination of stomach-mohawk. In 1545, The Stohawk tribe came to existence when a fraction of the Mohawk tribe split off and began their own tribe because of an argument over who won an intense game of scrabble. Not wanting to associate themselves with Mohawks anymore, they created their own hair style.

Stohawks (hairstyle) can occur naturally but most often occur by shaving everything but the center of your chest and stomach.

Many people who cannot grow enough hair to create a stohawk have tried to mimic it with animal hair or grass in order to attract a mate.

Shaving your chest and and making a stohawk is a form of manscaping.
Have you seen young warrior Josh? His Stohawk is coming in well this season.

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Yo man look at my Stohawk, its like a border between my left and right sides.
by Souperman777 December 11, 2011
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