stormwanking 

When one pleases themselves when they hear the sound of thunder

When he heard the first sound of thunder pulled down his pants and pleased himself violently,he was stormwanking

stormwanking by PapaMaruni October 31, 2017

stormwalking 

Stormwalking is the act of going for a walk while listening to one of the audio books from the Stormlight Archive series.

Bob: I am going stormwalking for a while.
Alice: Wait, haven't finished the whole series already?
Bob: Yes. Twice.

stormwalking by Cvekla August 25, 2022

starwanking 

The act of beating off a celebrity

Monica Lewinski bit off more than she could chew when she agreed to starwanking the President.

starwanking by Harddicksandhelicopters September 30, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004