a) Why did you do that, you stoomah? b) Great putt, stoomah. c)Those trousers suit you, stoomah. d) Nice crease in your pants, stoomah. e) You are a f-cking stoomah! f) What's a stoomah like you doing with a girl/guy like her/him? g) Your haircut makes you look like a stoomah. h) My grandma drives like a stoomah. i) What happened to your face, you stoomah? j) Cheers, stoomah! k) Love your work, stoomah!

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