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stony bird by bwoody1973 July 20, 2014
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One bird one stone
Like I wanted to do two things but could only do one but that was the one I needed and the other was a want
Ex) like you tried to do 2:1 but it didn’t work but at least you got 1:1
Ex) like you tried to do 2:1 but it didn’t work but at least you got 1:1
One bird one stone by Yo_Mo May 9, 2026
stone two birds with one bong hit
Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!
stone two birds with one bong hit by Chiagulera May 24, 2009
stonebird
stonebird by Bigdaddyyumyum July 4, 2017
Kill two birds with one stone
To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.
The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.
The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going
We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
Kill two birds with one stone by ddddunit December 28, 2005
Killing two birds with one stone
"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
Killing two birds with one stone by piiglett. June 15, 2009
killing two birds with one stone
"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."
killing two birds with one stone by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
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