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The merger of the words "stoned" and "genius"; The cognitive process of problem solving that occurs after medicated with marijuana. Creating, using, inventing something that would not have been discovered or used in particular way without the using marijuana. May be as simple as theoretical invention relayed verbally.
I just created the word "stonius" to describe a genius idea/ invention while high on marijuana.
Stonius by KTizzle42 April 25, 2013
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Did you see davids leaked pictures of his stengus the other day?
Stengus by Arthus Maximus Pengus December 14, 2017

Spongussy 

Based on the term "subussy", a "spongussy" is using Spongebob as a substitute for a pussy. Typically used by JimmyHere fans, this is a common phrase to throw into any conversation.
Michael: "Damn bro look at that spongussy"
Aiden: "I regret becoming friends with you"
Spongussy by ComputerK May 9, 2022
noun

noun: stungus; plural noun: stungi; plural noun: stunguses
1. a simple gelatinous organism that vibrates at dangerously low frequency and should not under any circumstances be ingested.
I ate a stungus and now i'm a butterfly dreaming of being a man
Stungus by Dick Chenye December 8, 2019

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle 

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
(noun) A very stupid person who always makes themselves look like a jackass
It could be worse you could be like Miles over there with his shirt tucked into his underwear looking like a stoigus.
stoigus by bowlosoup December 11, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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