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something that's fucked up but still rad. root word is stong followed by gus. there is no proper way of saying it.
yo that drunk chick was straight stongus! your last wave was so stongus!
stongus by cash chancho verde August 6, 2017
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The merger of the words "stoned" and "genius"; The cognitive process of problem solving that occurs after medicated with marijuana. Creating, using, inventing something that would not have been discovered or used in particular way without the using marijuana. May be as simple as theoretical invention relayed verbally.
I just created the word "stonius" to describe a genius idea/ invention while high on marijuana.
Stonius by KTizzle42 April 25, 2013
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Did you see davids leaked pictures of his stengus the other day?
Stengus by Arthus Maximus Pengus December 14, 2017

Spongussy 

Based on the term "subussy", a "spongussy" is using Spongebob as a substitute for a pussy. Typically used by JimmyHere fans, this is a common phrase to throw into any conversation.
Michael: "Damn bro look at that spongussy"
Aiden: "I regret becoming friends with you"
Spongussy by ComputerK May 9, 2022
noun

noun: stungus; plural noun: stungi; plural noun: stunguses
1. a simple gelatinous organism that vibrates at dangerously low frequency and should not under any circumstances be ingested.
I ate a stungus and now i'm a butterfly dreaming of being a man
Stungus by Dick Chenye December 8, 2019

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle 

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
(noun) A very stupid person who always makes themselves look like a jackass
It could be worse you could be like Miles over there with his shirt tucked into his underwear looking like a stoigus.
stoigus by bowlosoup December 11, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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