stoney bones 

A mythical sex god. Some call him A Her. In the valleys of Tuscany they call him Stoney Bones Herino. At times he can become frightening but with time and patience he warms your soul with love and passion. Real stand up guy.

I was walking through the forest when a Stoney Bones flew in on a dragon to rescue my soul.

stoney bones by breakfastattiffanys March 8, 2014

stoned bones 

that beat down feeling your body has the day after a long night of stoning

me: "god man i cant go to work today i have such bad stoned bones"

friend: Werd dude

stoned bones by PingPang June 25, 2009

stones and bones 

Collegiate slang for archeology

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,

stones and bones by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019

Bones and stones 

Cemetery

He’s resting in the place of bones and stones.

Bones and stones by Blaze Mindbend November 17, 2019

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~ 

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.

I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~ by clearblood June 7, 2021

Stone Bone 

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.

Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone

Stone Bone by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020

stone bone 

stone bone me to have sex with A hard one

"I gave this girl A great stone bone"

stone bone by GABRIEL HUSKY LOGAN December 9, 2006