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stoney balonie 

when youre stoned outta your mind p.s. BONG TOKE
'Dude are you high" "Im stoney balonie"
stoney balonie by Orange420 July 8, 2010
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stoney baloney 

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

Stoney Baloney 

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!
Stoney Baloney by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

Stoney Baloney 

When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich
What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich
Stoney Baloney by MKD775 May 14, 2019

Stoney Baloney 

Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog
“I’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney

stone balone 

I shoved the urinal cake up my asshole and was stone balone
stone balone by Johan kine April 15, 2014
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