balonie 

slang word for marijuana

Dan likes to smoke balonie nude.

balonie by Tinovin December 30, 2003

stoney balonie 

when youre stoned outta your mind p.s. BONG TOKE

'Dude are you high" "Im stoney balonie"

stoney balonie by Orange420 July 8, 2010

baloney ring 

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

Balories 

Calories obtained upon the consumption of alcohol, usually beer.

"Hey man, want a beer?"
"No thanks, I've taken in too many balories today."

Balories by 05 ProStock May 6, 2009

bop your baloney 

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006

Phoney Baloney 

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

Phoney Baloney by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

stoney baloney 

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

stoney baloney by King John the I April 17, 2009