stoner flu
stoner flu by lyo August 19, 2007
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the stonerflu has many symptoms similar to the seasonal flu, but some symptoms exclusive to the stonerflu.
these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.
most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.
if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.
these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.
most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.
if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.
brett: dude, i think i'm sick. like i've been coughing and my troat hurts and i think i have a fever.
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
stonerflu by hersheysmintcocoa December 4, 2009
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stonerfruit
A: "Haha they call you peaches?"
B: "OMG THAT'S THE PERFECT NICKNAME FOR ME!!"
A: "Oh... that's cool. I'm more of a plum, but peaches and plums are both stonefruits.
B: "uhh..."
A: "HEY didn't you used to smoke? Oh and you're gay... so ... does that make you a STONERfruit?"
B: O.o
B: "OMG THAT'S THE PERFECT NICKNAME FOR ME!!"
A: "Oh... that's cool. I'm more of a plum, but peaches and plums are both stonefruits.
B: "uhh..."
A: "HEY didn't you used to smoke? Oh and you're gay... so ... does that make you a STONERfruit?"
B: O.o
stonerfruit by Phillip Yœrass July 23, 2010