stoner cat

A stoner kitty that grew up.

You remember Jadice my stoner kitty? She's a full grown stoner cat now.

by temporalwisard November 9, 2007

Stoner Catch

An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.

"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."

by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011

Stoney cat

A person that is very stoney as in stoned by Marijuana. Usually in reference to an old head that smokes a lot.

I love sitting in the stoney cats basement listening to stories of the late 60s early 70s.

by Element77 January 31, 2021

Stonervation

This refers to motivation.."Stonervation" is when one must become totally baked out of there mind to achieve their goals.
Also related "Stonervated"

Some people do not have "Stonervation" to change the way they live.

Principle: "Ma'am your son is getting poor grades at school because he's not Stonervated to learn new things."

Mother: "Oh Fuck me"

by urdadsgod November 19, 2011

Stonervated

Stoned/Motivated: When in the process of getting stoned, you get so stoned, you get motivated to do something (Mainly Sativa's). ie: Smoking and then cleaning your whole house.

I got so stonervated I cleaned my whole apartment in under an hour.

by Corineeey July 20, 2017

stonecat

a really sexual individual or someone who you try and go after but can never get

I've been trying to get with jessica for a week but she's a total stonecat

by stonecat August 9, 2016

Stonercat

When your cat thinks that your bag of weed is a bag of catnip.

Have you seen that? Your cat is stoned, she's loving the weed. I know dude, she's a stonercat.

by STONERAD July 18, 2011