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Stoner Catch

An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.
"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."
Stoner Catch by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011

Stoney cat 

A person that is very stoney as in stoned by Marijuana. Usually in reference to an old head that smokes a lot.
I love sitting in the stoney cats basement listening to stories of the late 60s early 70s.
Stoney cat by Element77 January 31, 2021

Stonervation

This refers to motivation.."Stonervation" is when one must become totally baked out of there mind to achieve their goals.
Also related "Stonervated"
Some people do not have "Stonervation" to change the way they live.

Principle: "Ma'am your son is getting poor grades at school because he's not Stonervated to learn new things."

Mother: "Oh Fuck me"
Stonervation by urdadsgod November 19, 2011

Stonervated 

Stoned/Motivated: When in the process of getting stoned, you get so stoned, you get motivated to do something (Mainly Sativa's). ie: Smoking and then cleaning your whole house.
I got so stonervated I cleaned my whole apartment in under an hour.
Stonervated by Corineeey July 20, 2017

stonecat 

a really sexual individual or someone who you try and go after but can never get
I've been trying to get with jessica for a week but she's a total stonecat
stonecat by stonecat August 9, 2016

Stonercat 

When your cat thinks that your bag of weed is a bag of catnip.
Have you seen that? Your cat is stoned, she's loving the weed. I know dude, she's a stonercat.
Stonercat by STONERAD July 18, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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