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stone top 

A stone top refers to someone who only likes to “give” during sex/coitus/intercourse. This term is typically used in regard to a queer person or a lesbian. A stone top is considered the opposite to a pillow princess.
“Casey’s a total stone top. I tried to eat her out but she wouldn’t let me.”

“In that case, we should set her up with that pillow princess.”
stone top by imabrownchickenbrowncow December 26, 2021
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Carolina stove top 

The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.
Check out Mandy passed out on the couch. Go hit her with the carolina stove top.

Stove Top Stuffing. 

She was so excited we didn't make it out of the kitchen so I gave her some stove top stuffing.
Stove Top Stuffing. by Estaban69 August 16, 2009

Stove-Top Nasty 

The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.

-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.

-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)

--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."

"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."

"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"

"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."

"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"

"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
Stove-Top Nasty by ~Easy E April 14, 2014

Stove Top 

Slang for something that is hot, as in : Top of a stove hot.
Anything that is too hot to handle, can be called a 'Stove Top'
Tracy Morgan has the word Stove Top tattooed on his penis.
Stove Top by Travesty8me June 30, 2009

Stove top 

Street name for the drug methamphetamine. It derives from the 1990s when meth was produced in kitchens.
Hey man, wanna smoke some Stove Top?”
Stove top by strawbfairy June 8, 2023

Stove top 

A small amount of white woman, who only dates men of African decent usually over weight or pretty but containing some of the worlds deadlist or contagious STD’s known to man.
Look at that stove top over there, I heard she only dates black men but that’s ok, it’s better to keep the diseases with her kind